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When I Last Squatted Here: 
yesterday, in the afternoon
What I Did in Here: 
stinky bomb

Toilet Rating: 
5
Average: 5 (1 vote)
The great thing about Bobby Vans is that one can basically sneak in whenever they want to. Since this place is always hustling and bustling with people, it's very easy to go in unrecognized-- either as a potential customer waiting in line for a table, or someone finishing up a meal. This is always my go-to pit stop when I'm in the Grand Central area.

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When I Last Squatted Here: 
Two weeks ago.
What I Did in Here: 
Tinkled and may have peed on my shoe a little, what the hell.

Toilet Rating: 
3
Average: 3 (1 vote)
Though I wouldn't personally recommend coming here, as I had my bank information compromised during my visit, I did have a great time. Even if my $55 tab turned into a $500 shopping spree at Toys-R-Us. Thanks, Sandy from fraud services, but alas.

The place is a lot bigger than it looks, with tons of space on the ground floor and yet another bar on the upper level, which is perfect for the kind of private party I was attending. There were slick little couches to lounge about on and large flat screens to drown yourself in.

I can only speak for the bathroom on this upper level, which is literally two steps away from the bar. It's a unisex, single toilet, with space enough to do dirty deeds, but did I mention how close it is to the bar? Everyone will see you going in and there will be no question about who dropped the stinky bomb if you decide to leave one.

While I definitely won't be coming here again, I can understand the appeal. Refrain from opening tabs. Just use cash through the night and you should enjoy yourself.

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When I Last Squatted Here: 
Last Thursday.
What I Did in Here: 
Peed about three times and nabbed a peppermint.

Toilet Rating: 
5
Average: 5 (1 vote)
I was here recently to see a Stephanie Mills concert. Arriving to the shows early means you get a group ticket that allows you and your party to wait downstairs in the comfort of Lucille's Cafe until the club opens. If you see how long the queue outside gets, you won't regret showing up an hour or two early. The food at the restaurant is expensive and terrible; the drinks at the bar are expensive but amazing. The bathroom in Lucille's is located on the balcony above, accessible by a flight of stairs near the entrance. It's several stalls large, spacious, and quite clean.

Inside the club, the bathrooms will be to the right of the entrance. Once the place gets packed, or rather, once a performance starts, there's an attendant present for your hand drying needs. You'll also find the normal freshening up tools: cheap body spray, some lotions, assorted candies, etc.

Despite how crowded this place gets--standing room only once the tables are filled and there will be a lot of people standing-- no one ever seems to attack the bathroom all at once. For all the bobbing and weaving it sometimes took to get to the bathroom, there was never a line and the bathroom managed to stay clean throughout the night.

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When I Last Squatted Here: 
5 Days go
What I Did in Here: 
TMI...that's all I'm going to say...

Toilet Rating: 
3
Average: 3 (1 vote)
My experience normally would have been 2 stars but because I REALLY had to go I decided to bump it up another star. This Stop & Shop bathroom was an average/below-average restroom but thank GOD it was there. The night before I had a little too much bottom shelf vodka and I had such an intense stomach ache the next day. Let's just say it was top 3 worst "number two" in my life and I'm glad it's over. I won't go into details but take my word for it.

I wouldn't go out of my way for this bathroom but it was luckily extremely convenient given my urgency. Stop & Shop is good too because you can walk right in, do your thing, and then leave right after.

P.S. I forgot that my phone was on LOUD and when I took the picture of the bathroom one of their employees was at the urinal and clearly heard the "snap" sound my phone makes. At that point I just quickly left the bathroom.

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When I Last Squatted Here: 
a week ago
What I Did in Here: 
Thoroughly enjoyed myself and made good use of the VERY fine toilet paper

Toilet Rating: 
5
Average: 5 (1 vote)
This place is absolutely incredible. The toilet is on the 6th floor, and is the finest publicly-available 5-star toilet in New York City. I highly recommend this venue.

The toilet paper, soap, and amenities are everything one can expect from the world's most luxurious jewelry store, at their finest and most striking location at the heart of 5th avenue.

The sheer fame and prestige of this venue are second to none, and the fact that their toilet is publicly accessible is a huge bonus. One can literally walk directly into the venue, ride the elevator up to the 6th floor, and make a left towards the toilets.

This is as as close to free 5-star treatment as it gets!

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